Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Ice Cream Diet

I've been a very naughty girl. If I had to go report to my surgeon's office right now, I'd have to hang my head in shame and fess up to a myriad of sins. But my biggest, most offensive sin, that pretty much encompasses a multitude of other minor sins is this:

For the past 2 weeks or so I have replaced at least 6 meals each week with ice cream.

Breyer's Rocky Road, Blue Bunny Peanut Butter Panic, Private Selection Peanut Butter Passion, Blue Bunny Berry Me Please, Farr's Chocolate Peanut Butter.

Yep, I remember the names of my ice cream flings.

The really bad part of this sin? No consequences that I can see, because the scale has been going down. Yep, you read me right, down.

I have stopped snacking during the day as well, from all the guilt I feel from the ice cream meals.

So, a Slim Fast shake in the morning, and a meal or two of ice cream and....I'm done for the day! Is that was the Slim Fast people meant when they talked about meal replacement?

I'm sure the inside of my body is screaming in disgust.

But I'm down 60 pounds now. After almost two long years. I wish I had known about the ice cream plan way back when.

Today I got my act together and heated up some leftovers from Sunday dinner for my lunch. I got stuck after only about 7 or 8 bites. And I had to throw up.

And I missed my ice cream fling!


Collette said...

Sounds like ice cream is the way to go! Good to know for future reference!

Bridget said...

Looks like you have a Chinese admirer... :) You know, my Japanese companions used to eat a ton of ice cream. Maybe that was their secret to being thin too!

mom/Janet said...

Oh how I wish that really did work. But you have to admit, it goes down easy and you never get stuck with ice cream. Be careful, it might come back to bite you.

Marilyn said...

Oh, don't tell me things like this. I'm trying to go 60 days without eating sugar and this week is killing me. I figured if I could get through the first week it'd be easy sailing after that. Oh was I wrong! The first two weeks were really easy but this week the cravings are BAD! (By not eating sugar I just mean dessert, treats, etc., I'm not one of those psychos who cut out white flour and anything with any sugar ;)

Brittany said...

i've been craving rocky road for quite some time... and as it turns out - it's not readily available for purchase. what the? i thought it was an ice cream staple.

Katie said...

Atleast you remember each of the flavors (flings). ha ha. seriously what would the world be like without icecream....well atleast in the Mormon world anyway. :)

Julie J. said...

Sorry, but I find this hilarious! I'm joining your meal replacement program right away.. Move over Jenny Craig and make way for WWQueen... Though I don't thin Ww would let you put their initials on such a plan... I'm still in though.