I told you so

I have had many inquiries and now I need to tell you officially: I missed two pop quizzes on Wednesday. Do the math. Two classes=two pop quizzes. What are the chances?

I don't want to say I'm bitter, although I am. I don't want to say that I should have known better, because I did.

That isn't all. My foray into skipping class also got me into trouble with Dale's mom for being a bad influence, since he was with me. But, in my defense, I am pretty sure that Dale was not skipping class, I was just being a bad example. Sorry Janet. But, again in my own defense, and not to totally out Dale or anything, but I am pretty sure he has skipped class before and not because of anything I said or did. Sorry Dale, I didn't want to take the bullet on that one.

I am off to do a few drug collections. They are "random" tests this time, which is always fun. I get to ask three unsuspecting employees of a local store to pee on demand. I hope they can, because it's Friday and it is date night and I got myself some plans. Double date with Matt and Julie tonight. We haven't doubled for so, so long. I am way excited as both M & J are hilarious and fun. So, is it too much to ask for these people to pee quickly and without a trace of marijuana, cannabinoids, amphetamines and methamphetamines? Please don't test positive, I haven't got the time!